Medicine Jokes

Jokes so funny that you may have to visit the hospital and tell the doctor that your biggest problem is that you can t stop laughing. So i did an exhausted search not really for medical jokes and came up with the following 10 from the internet and what i ve heard.

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Medicine jokes. And as the world turns its attention during the covid 19 pandemic to honor nurses doctors and other healthcare professionals they may also need. How are enemas and divorces alike. 84 of them in fact.

These medical jokes are guaranteed laugh inducing no laughing gas necessary unless your doctor prescribes it of course. Sign at the urologist s office. It s been awhile since i ve had a fun lighthearted post.

A big list of medical jokes. The doctor examined the man left the room and came back with three. A big list of medicine jokes.

Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. Read on these relatable funny medical jokes. It s totally natural and understandable to be nervous before a doctor s visit.

Check out these medical jokes about doctors. Here are some one liner medical jokes items i have now. These are pretty useful for cracking a joke at a party or at work or simply looking for a joke to break the ice.

Bad eating habits a mother complained to her consultant about her daughter s strange eating habits. At first they are both pretty crappy but in the long run they feel pretty good. Carol yepes getty images.

The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. They are the best internet has to offer. Check out these 16 doctor jokes of all time made for doctors and medical persons.

With our over 4 000 most funny jokes puns and riddles our jokes are hand selected and ready for you to tell to your friends or family or to bust a gut on. 5 short and funny medical jokes. I have a joke about the exceptional healthcare and medicine trump took to recover from covid.

He can t ask his patients what is the matter he s got to just know. So what better way to relieve pre appointment jitters than to browse some silly doctor jokes after all laughter is the best medicine. One afternoon a man went to his doctor and told him that he hasn t been feeling well lately.

Funny bumper sticker flickr cc by nc nd. Bill gates and elon musk should team up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction and name it elongates. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond.

My top 10 favorite clean medical jokes.

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