Funny Emergency Medicine Quotes

Achieve your goals together. The horrified nurse said.

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Funny emergency medicine quotes. Aug 25 2014 explore vanessa bancalari s board emergency memes on pinterest. This is where you go when you have a serious injury or a medical emergency that needs immediate care. Hope for a better tomorrow.

See more ideas about humor emergency room humor emergency room. Funny medical quotes it is amazing what the medical profession will write. Nevertheless they all point out facts hat we often overlook when looking at the medical establishment and how it works in the modern age.

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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. Medicine slogans and taglines don t you fuss get meds from us. In love with.

Looking for the best sarcastic quotes. Many times it is a matter of life and death for the patients that come through the er doors. Groucho marx according to hospital insurance codes there are 9 different ways you can be injured by turtles.

There is no substitute. See more ideas about nurse humor medical humor humor. Oct 24 2016 if you haven t experienced working in the er your missing out.

We ve compiled a list of top 80 funny sarcastic sayings and awesome quotes about sarcasm. Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a rochester hospital emergency room having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot. Light travels faster than sound.

These are actual statements taken from medical interview records written by various paramedics emergency room receptionists and we are afraid a consultant or two at major hospitals. The emergency room can be a very scary place. If one of you pass out and go to the emergency room the hospital has to see you.

A true devotion to healing. If you had preventative medicine you could maybe be taking your high blood pressure medicine so you wouldn t have a stroke and cut down the costs. Wall street journal according to hospital insurance codes there are 3 different ways you can be injured by a lamppost.

When people ask me stupid. Ensuring that everyone is calm and relaxed is a large part of a hospitals duty and service to the community. But when you go to the emergency room you ve had a stroke or you ve had a heart attack.

Some of them are amusing whilst are others are disturbing. Below is a list of 46 catchy medicine slogans and taglines. This is why some people appear bright until they speak steven wright 2.

The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. This is our ever expanding list of quotes that honestly describe modern medicine.

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